( 2005 )

yay!!!!

gah. i wrote this once already and it deleted it like the piece of crap it is. i'll try again.

i want to stop having tiny heart attacks.
i want to dip my feet into the pool once more. (too late)
i want to get on the plant to sanibel and maybe never come back.
i want to go out for dinner with the girls.
i want the leaves to fall down all around meee.
i want to keep having sexy dreams.
i want to dance and never get tired.
i want to have a baby. the virgin mary totally had jesus without losing her cardinal treasure, why not me?!
i want to feel as comfortable as i do now, always.
i want to be a homewrecker, so to speak.
i want to tell everyone at work that ken collects moths. FREAK.
i want my unicorn to ram annoying people in the sides.
i want a unicorn who is mean spirited (see above).
i want to go apple picking.
i want somebody to ask me to prom. what can i say, i have to have sex in a motel with somebody. might as well be my prom date.

that's all for now.  I FEEL REAL GOOD. kbye.

let's all get them!!!!

so i'm sitting by the pool right now.. it's basically been just a bad, boring day for me. school starts tomorrow and i have absolutely no enthusiasm about going back.  at least in the past i would be happy to go back and see people, but there aren't many people left worth seeing that i haven't already. i'm not sure why it is though that i reeeally don't want to go back this year, part of the reason is probably because i know it's my last year at north park, but i don't think that's the main reason.  i just don't want to go.  i'm sure most people share that with me though

yesterday was a lot of fun.  even though it took us forever to get in, the paris fair was fun.  i actually think us trying to sneak in and be stealthy was probably the most fun about the fair.. but the ferris wheel was pretty slammin'.  williams afterwards was an interesting experience (tara 2tally stole a soup spoon after having worn it on her nose most of the time).  it's also an exciting time when everyone you're with starts phoning each other's cell phones and as usual, the lookout brought about hotties, with whom most of us now have multi person dates.  we are all in love.

so the summer was a fun one, although it always feels like i could have done more.. but in truth, with the way we plan things, we realistically couldn't.  there are some things coming later in the year that i'm looking forward to. eg. florida, dan's halloween party, lyndsey's parents leaving a couple of times, the first early dismissal/day off we get from school (that had better be very soon), my birthday on a saturday, and christmas of course.  this shits not too far away now.  i'm most excited about going to florida.. so hopefully some mo fo of a hurricane doesn't destroy sanibel right before i'm supposed to go.

anyways i will leave you with a photo of what is going to be in my near future, and which was a highlight of my summer for sure.

one week away, one week too soon.  i will not say anything else.

today i worked from 10:30- 9.  pretty gay because i was in a really bad mood from 5 to about 8.  i kept thinking in my head different ways to blow up the pharmacy without anyone ever knowing it was me.  at least i got to eat my lunch outside today, i guess.

babysitting miles on saturday was amazing.  it just further pushed me into wanting to have a baby which i have unnaturally obsessed over for the last 16 years of my life pretty much.  he was adorable and slept in my arms for at least a good hour.  i was totally his favourite because i got him to laugh and he pretty much licked my face.  that shows love, love and nothing else.  so basically, ima buy me a baby in a couple o' years and name him finnigan haracio ezekiel.  no, i'm not that mean, i'll just use two of those really awesome names.

tomorrow me and my ma have our first visit to the salon together, salon/spa/shwhatever place.  we bought some kind of package thing, so tomorrow we get a haircut, shampoo, some kind of deep conditioning treatment and some other crap, plus a complimentary beverage.  i must admit, the beverage is why i bought the whole thing.   i mean come on, too good.  anyways.. after that i guess i'll be lazy until its time to go to work.  i seriously hate it there, although i think i just hate working with ray because he's such a homo and a half.  he pretty much has a panic attack anytime i leave the front counter for more than ten seconds.  he really needs some meds of his own.

so i hear 'people' are drinking 'special' drinks on thursday.  k. danielle and lyndsey will be getting drunk (maybe doreen? i think she said she wouldn't be home) anyways.. i may join if i don't feel like complete crap, which judging by the number of sugar pills i have left.. i will definitely feel sick that day.  oh the joys of predictability.

um. bye.

lyndsey and danielle, you guys missed out, although dan you did look like you may not have been feeling well and if such is the case i do hope you are currently feeling better my friend.

so i think kad (ya, i made us a custom short form) all agree donkey kongas are frigging fun and shaggy rulz.  the fire we just literally wrapped up was fun.  we once again came up with a couple of tv show ideas.  i will outline them now for you.  the first one consists of a family, an adult who is raising children who are clones of herself.  all of the clones have deformities because the cloning went wrong.  one will have no eyes and no nose, the other no limbs, and one has red hair.  as you may have guessed, yes the redhead is the outcast who constantly struggles to be as popular as her limbless and eyeless-noseless sisters.  the second show is a reality series about us trying to get to hollywood to get these shows on the air.  it will contain wacky real life scenarios such as us pumping gas, earning money in the prairie provinces for food, sleeping in trailer parks, being chased by bears in bc, taking a wrong turn into the yukon, building a drug tunnel into the us, and other various comical situations.  we also figure it will be constant promo for our band which has always been our main concern in life.  without a successful rock group, why live?

i would like other tv show ideas not to also die away, since when we get to hollywood all if them WILL be a success.  so please jot done any added ideas for samara n' me about samara and rachel rooming together in an apartment, and the hit show spaceship earth! featuring a clay model of the planet earth and a spcaeship made out of tinfoil.  i also don't see why we can't have an anime show thats a complete rip-off of sailormoon, pokemon, digimon, dragon ball-z and whatever else them japan folks make. 

that is all.
oh and port dover tuesday.. and wedding crashers monday.
that is all.

kate

you thought i was dead?!?! HOW DARE YOU! well i was, and you guessed it, i pulled a jesus and came back to life except unlike him i have infinity life supply now just like when i used to cheat in mario. what can i say about the past week? i fucking hated it, ya that's right.  this summer so far= pretty much crap.  i'm not enjoying myself and i'm not excited for life. except for tonight because i definitely was about to hookup with that williams server, doreen and danielle and also wore every headband danielle owns. that was cool. everything else sucked.

so let's schedule girls.  here is my work schedule for the next week.
saturday- zippo.
sunday- zilch
monday- 9-1 + a really lame lunch with gramgram
tuesday- zero
wednesday- 9-1
thursday- 9-1
friday- 4-9 eff that shit.

now you know and can make your marvelous plans for all the times im still working. k? kewl. no really though, it would be nice to actually spend a fraction of my summer with you guys.  i'd like to figure out a plan for wonderland still, whcih is proving to be difficult. my daddy said we'd go to the pinery and beach it so thats coo' and we're most def going to do a trip to michigan with the famdamily. did i mention weezer's tomorrow because WEEZER IS TOMORROW!
weeeeeeeeeeeee.

um. i don't know what i was going to say. right.  but hey, canada's also on the list to be attacked! so watch out for that tree! i mean, terrorist! really though, isn't that scary that we really don't have any control over them killing innocent people?  but i guess if the united states does it, its ok.

im tired. bye.

(this started as a simple reply to ashley's comment that ran way long and off track.)

i care about my house too much and my parents stuff to leave everything dirty. i'm not sure why everyone else thinks it's so weird i cleaned up.  ya it was his fault, but i couldn't stand seeing the way our stuff was treated and what it looked like so i did something about it, well as much as i could because otherwise it would still look like that and my mom would have to clean it up.  that would be completely unfair to her and just be one more added thing, plus i think you might clean up broken glass shards outside if you knew your little sister was probably going to want to play out there the next day, and the filthy pool she would want to swim in.  it sucked cleaning up, but i absolutely did not do any of this for me brother if that's what you guys think.  i did this for my parents because i love them and they deserve to come home to the best house possible, it really should be exactly as they left it, which was pretty much perfect but its not so i did whatever i could. 

and my brother will be lucky not to get kicked out after this, but i really don't look at him as a complete asshole.  he feels like shit about what he did and could see everything going wrong as he was doing it, but there wasn't a hell of a lot he could do anymore.  i'm mad at him for having people over in the first place, and mad that he obviously knew what could/inevitably would happen and didn't really care.  but i do know he cares about my family enough to want to kick himself out of the house right now (he wants to teach himself a lesson). 

so all in all, this entire weekend was basically shit for me, not because i fucked anything up, but because a bunch of drunk assholes did and that makes me mad.  and so we learn one more lesson about alcohol:  it's only good when trying to drug strangers at bars or parties. 

unfortunately i work 4 days this week including friday (ahhhhhh) so unless you guys come see me during the day or on tuesday if my mood is good enough, you may have to live without my witty repartee until the weekend.  i love you guys for trying to get me to come out even though i really just wanted to passout on my bed and cry at that point.  maybe we'll try a different scavenger hunt this time. katie annand mysterious riddle style.  i only wish i had a transporter device so i could show up at each location mysteriously when you found them. *sigh* one day lauraalex annandwank will build me one and life will be grand.  hey they're bound to combine into one super annoying smart human one day and invent cool shit and new pokemon/star wars planets. 

anyways i got off track somewhere talking about transporters which yes, i am pissed about right now.  because while scientists waste their time looking for cures to diseases that kill millions, i can't be nearly as mysterious as i want to be and that seems really unacceptable to me.  so, i'll just wrap this up by apologizing if i was too whiny or bitchy unnecessarily to anyone (aka. lyndsey wank)  i'll see you guys one day when i crawl out of hiding AND DOREEN YOU OWE ME 12 DOLLARS. well 11 is my dads and 1 is mine because for some reason i gave you a tonnie for one dollar. then shortly after realized that made no sense.  no sense at all.  anyways pay up bitch.  KIDDING. no really i want the money in a big brown envelope tomorrow, placed under the door mat which i'm pretty sure i don't have.

k, i have a really hard time not rambling on.  so.. BYE.